Verizon is going full 90s .com – buying AOL and now Yahoo! – in their self-proclaimed pursuit of “the millennials.”
It’s just the latest sign of Verizon’s midlife crisis. They’re trying to re-live their glory days – you know, when their network really was better – by bringing back 90s icons. They even named their failing TV service Go90!
So, to help Verizon on their quest for millennial relevance via the 90s, here’s a list of 10 things Verizon actually should spend $4B to bring back from the 90s. (And honestly, most will probably get a better return for Verizon shareholders.)