AT&T 5G(ish) Puck Gift Guide

December 18, 2018
AT&T says it’s launching “mobile” 5G in small areas of a handful of cities. Clearly, they need a lesson on what “mobile” really is!

AT&T says it’s launching 5G in small areas of a handful of cities. But in order to get it, customers will need to carry around a hefty puck! It’s so big, it’s been compared to the size of a plate, and one reporter called it a “chunky monkey”!

On top of that, AT&T’s 5G only works in a few tiny coverage bubbles of a few cities. How can you call it “mobile” 5G when you’ll lose your 5G signal the moment you take a few steps or something gets between you and the antenna?!?

Clearly people will need help lugging this thing around, so here’s a handy 5G-ish puck gift guide. Nothing says happy holidays like a big-a$$ puck pack!

Happy Holidays,